Lyrics
Heavy Dose - 2025
Party Train
All aboard, stick around
Best fuckin’ party this side of town
Whistle blows, knuckles crack
Time to get this motherfucker back on track
Gettin’ down on the party train
Do it up on the party train
Bacardi on the party train
Gettin’ high on the party train
Gettin’ low on the party train
Surfin’ on the top, blinded by the light
Summer by day, flurries by night
Cigarette smoke, makin’ me choke
Wash it down with rum, chase it with coke
Gettin’ lit on the party train
Doin’ shit on the party train
Bacardi on the party train
Always first on the party train
Never last on the party train
Bacardi on the party train
Gettin’ down on the party train
Do it up on the party train
Bacardi on the party train
Always first on the party train
Never last on the party train
Bacardi on the party train
All aboard!
Get the fuck off my train!
Mickey Jager
There once was a man in a little old house, lonely as can be
This man was desperate for a spouse to keep him company
Went to the bar real late that night to get himself some strange
But the only thing he found that night was a three-legged dog with mange
There once was a man in a little old barn, drank himself some tea
Made with mushrooms on the range where the cows are roamin’ free
Went to the bar real late that night to get himself some poon
But the only thing he found that night was a one-eyed rabid raccoon
Don’t mind the screamin’, don’t mind the shoutin’
Don’t mind the moanin’, don’t mind the poutin’
Old Mickey Jager just doin’ what Mickey Jager does best
What he does best
There once was a man in a little old shed, cookin’ up some shine
Boy that stuff was so damn strong it nearly left him blind
Went to the bar real late that night to get him somethin’ neat
But the only thing he found that night was a bothered bear in heat
There once was a man in a little old boat, droppin’ LSD
Fell asleep in Indiana, woke in Tennessee
Went to the bar real late that night to get him something fine
But the only thing he found that night was a pissed off porcupine
Don’t mind the screamin’, don’t mind the shoutin’
Don’t mind the moanin’, don’t mind the poutin’
Old Mickey Jager just doin’ what Mickey Jager does best
What he does best
There once was a man in a little truck, runnin’ from the cops
Had to make a quick right turn and haul ass through the crops
Went to the church real late that night to save his wretched soul
But the only thing he found that night was a big old buckin’ bull
Don’t mind the screamin’, don’t mind the shoutin’
Don’t mind the moanin’, don’t mind the poutin’
Old Mickey Jager just doin’ what Mickey Jager does best
What he does best
Sorry Son of a Bitch
GO!
Walkin’ through the trees, buzzin’ with the bees
Hellfire fallin’ from the sky
Ate a bag of mushrooms, suckin’ on some paint fumes
Chase it with a bottle of rye
Reason that I live this way?
myself I don’t know why
Runnin’ around from town to town
I gotta spread my wings and fly
Gotta spread my wings and fly
Gotta spread my wings and fly
Upside down since out the womb
I’ll be that way ‘til I’m in my tomb
Probably wind up in a ditch
I’m no sorry son of a bitch
Walkin’ through the trees, buzzin’ with the bees
Hellfire fallin’ from the sky
Ate a bag of mushrooms, suckin’ on some paint fumes
Chase it with a bottle of rye
Reason that I live this way?
myself I don’t know why
Runnin’ around from town to town
I gotta spread my wings and fly
Gotta spread my wings and fly
Gotta spread my wings and fly
Upside down since out the womb
I’ll be that way ‘til I’m in my tomb
Probably wind up in a ditch
I’m no sorry son of a bitch
Drink It Up
[Where you think you at?]
In an old town called Aragon
There’s a meth lab, and a duck pond
Snappin’ turtles, dirt roads
Tall trees, and horny toads
Alligators, rabid dogs
Suicide, wild hogs
Wild fires, sink holes
Quick sand, and twenty souls
Better just walk your ass out of this town, sinner
Ain’t nothin’ around here for you, but nothin’!
But if you stick around, they will show you the light
You will wait for the creatures that arrive in the night
Drink it up!
Drink it up!
Drink it up! Drink it up!
Drink it up! Drink it up!
Drink it up! Drink it up!
Drink it up! Drink it up!
Drink it up!
Better just walk your ass out of this town, sinner
Ain’t nothin’ around here for you, but nothin’!
But if you stick around, they will show you the light
You will wait for the creatures that arrive in the night
Drink it up!
Drink it up!
Drink it up! Drink it up!
Drink it up! Drink it up!
Drink it up! Drink it up!
Drink it up! Drink it up!
Drink it up!
Drink it up!
Sticks, Stones, and Broken Bones
[Instrumental]
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Madness to the Method
Mickey J, he was a friend of mine
When I met him he was swingin’ on a graveyard vine
Causin’ some trouble, swattin’ some bees
I’ll take all the honey I goddamned please
Saw that jackalope sniffin’ some glue
He was huffin’ some paint and I swear it’s true
This man, he’s done it all
From buckin’ a bull, to a rodeo brawl
See him the next day in the month of June
With glassy eyes and a rabid raccoon
Ate too much at the honky tonk dance
Damn near went and he shit his pants
Pulled out a smoke and he lit a match, and he said:
HEY BOYS, YOU SHOULD TRY THIS BATCH!
There amongst the smell and fumes
You could a bang from all three rooms
Mickey Jager’s runnin’ wild and no one says a thing
Stealing candy from a child and flippin’ off the king
Getting wasted in the churches, drinkin’ all their wine
Bathing in the holy water just to pass the time
Yeah Mickey J, he was a friend of mine
When I met him he was swingin’ on a graveyard vine
He was causin’ some trouble, swattin’ some bees
He took all the honey he goddamned pleased
Saw that motherfucker sniffin’ some glue
He was huffin’ some paint and I swear it’s true
This man, he’s done it all
From buckin’ a bull, to a rodeo brawl
Mickey Jager’s runnin’ wild and no one says a thing
Stealing candy from a child and flippin’ off the king
Getting wasted in the churches, drinkin’ all their wine
Bathing in the holy water just to pass the time
Mickey Jager’s runnin’ wild and no one says a thing
Stealing candy from a child and flippin’ off the king
Getting wasted in the churches, drinkin’ all their wine
Bathing in the holy water just to pass the time
Mickey Jager’s runnin’ wild and no one says a thing
Stealing candy from a child and flippin’ off the king
Getting wasted in the churches, drinkin’ all their wine
Bathing in the holy water just to pass the time
Two Faced
A gunshot right to the back of the head, that’s all I’m prayin’ for
I lost my count of the bodies buried down beneath my floor
It’s time to hunt again my friend it’s time you found your place
When I look into the mirror I see another face
Yeah
I need to turn my life around, I need to start again
I feel like I’m different person every now and then
I feel so good and I feel so evil, nowhere in between
Cover my from head to toe and SPARK THAT GASOLINE!
The shame’s worn down on me
It’s worn down on my soul
The shame’s worn down on me
Until my soul it was no more
NO MORE!
Finally I’m free at last, I’m right where I belong
Standing at the gates of hell and singing Satan’s songs
No Amazing Grace my friend, and no Old Rugged Cross
Tossing all my faith aside, it really ain’t no loss
No
I wake up and I see the light, it nearly burns my eyes
I wonder why my clothes are wet and then I realize
The vision’s comin’ back to me, it chills me to the core
And to no surprise, ANOTHER BODY ON THE FLOOR!
The shame’s worn down on me
It’s worn down on my soul
The shame’s worn down on me
Until my soul it was no more
NO MORE!
No more
No more, no more
No more
While I'm Alive
Well I’m packin’ up my shit and I’m gonna take a hit
Time to get the hell outta this town
Life is gettin’ pretty rough, and I think I’ve had enough
Tired of livin’ my life with a frown
North and South or East and West
Or anywhere down the line
Find me a beautiful place to live
And a gal to occupy my time
I just wanna go and see the world
I just wanna say hi to every pretty girl
I just wanna see everybody thrive
I just wanna live while I’m alive
I just wanna live while I’m alive
Well I’m walkin’ down the road and I’m carryin’ my load
Tryin’ to find a spot to make my bed
The stars are shinin’ bright and the bats are takin’ flight
And the moon is shinin’ on my head
Rain or snow or sleet or hail
Or any weather in the sky
Find me a beautiful place to sleep
As a-time a-goes a-rushin’ by
I just wanna go and see the world
I just wanna say hi to every pretty girl
I just wanna see everybody thrive
I just wanna live while I’m alive
I just wanna live while I’m alive
WOO!
I just wanna go and see the world
I just wanna say hi to every pretty girl [don’t we all?]
I just wanna see everybody thrive
I just wanna live while I’m alive!
Radio Suck
I don’t give a damn about ice cold beer
Drivin’ in a truck or fuckin’ a steer
You know I don’t give a damn about your stupid hat
Your stupid jeans, or your stupid ass
Ridin’ around the city wearin’ makeup, lookin’ pretty
But you never in your life once got your hands dirty
You've never even seen a fuckin’ chicken before
Walk on home before you hit the floor
Slide guitar is a delicate thing
You rookie pricks, you only hit one string
There’s more to life than boats and trucks
It’s called playin’ guitar and not givin’ a fuck
I don’t give a fuck about your radio suck
I don’t give a fuck about your radio suck
I don’t give a fuck about your radio suck
Oh about your radio suck
You know I don’t give a fuck
Now you went and you got me mad
You country boys, you’ve got it real bad
With your lumps of cash and your jewelry shinin’
Everything you’ve got and you’re still fuckin’ whinin’
Sing ‘bout things you don’t even own
Back to the city, home sweet home
You've never even seen a fuckin’ chicken before
Walk on home before you hit the floor
Ridin’ ‘round town in your big old truck
With your tiny dick and your radio suck
Just shot a buck? Got bad luck?
You know what I think? I don’t give a fuck!
I don’t give a fuck about your radio suck
I don’t give a fuck about your radio suck
I don’t give a fuck about your radio suck
Oh about your radio suck
You know I don’t give a fuck
I don’t give a damn about ice cold beer
Drivin’ in a truck or fuckin’ a steer
You know I don’t give a damn about your stupid hat
Your stupid jeans, or your stupid ass
Ridin’ around the city wearin’ makeup, lookin’ pretty
But you never in your life once got your hands dirty
Never even seen a fuckin’ chicken before
Walk on home before you hit the floor
Ridin’ ‘round town in your big old truck
With your tiny dick and your radio suck
Just shot a buck? Got bad luck?
You know what I think? I don’t give a fuck!
I don’t give a fuck
‘Bout your radio suck
I don’t give a fuck
About your radio suck
I don’t give a fuck
About your radio suck
About your radio suck
You know I don’t give a fuck
WOOOOOO WOO!
AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH!
AHH! AHH! AHH!
